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Just a friendly reminder any one is welcome to apply for an Off Topic Town account. We’re mostly just going to say no if you are a bigot or a racist.

AEW spoilers, blood 

i live in iowa and unless i get 3 million dollars usd i WILL vote for Tulsi Gabbard in the primaries

I think an actual unthawed cave person would be more compatible with the world in 2019 than if you froze a 2007 Something Awful poster with terminal South Park brain and woke them up today.

I’m old enough to have chronic forum poster brain, but too young to be one of the something awful gen x’ers that decided to pivot to pretending to being above posting after it came out they were supporting McCain in 08 or whatever

food, making fun of italians 

Anyway, Watchmen makes me feel bored and depressed and I'm guessing that's not what they were going for.

I swear that I'm trying to give Watchmen a fair shot but this I just don't enjoy it

Today’s CIA illegal operation in Latin America sponsored by Call of Duty: Modern Warfare on PC, PS4, and Xbox.

This US coup brought to you by Amazon’s Jack Ryan - new season streaming now.

alright check this out... waterboarding but with eggnog

Southern Comfort and Pepperidge Farms battling for a defense contract

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