For God so loved the world that he gave his one and only Son, that whoever believes in him shall not perish but have eternal life.

@SuplexWitch does the existence of gremlins prove Gizmo fucks? No. Yoda is a Mogwai, clearly

@healyn Is Baby Yoda enough proof for you that Yoda fucks?

@Gargron @pizza "Piece of meat, you are"

-Yoda, according to Eugen

why do people keep telling me Yoda fucks? first of all, that's not the question. second of all, Yoda doesn't fuck

inside of you are two wolves, one is clancy brown and the other is sean connery

@Picklemaddierix okay, but what if I had the infinity gauntlet but it was just for like, internet bullshit

Disappointed to learn that I am still the only perfect person online.

Halloween 4 is the best Halloween sequel because it's gets straight to all the Michael Meyers stuff right off the bat and doesn't try to be more than that.

I feel like there's been a lot of "oh my god I can't believe so-and-so is a landlord" lately and I'm not sure if most people realize if someone says that they "made some good real estate investments" that means they're a landlord.

We're almost 3 years into VR being a thing and it's kind of amazing what little impact it's actually made.

@SuplexWitch he likes to love em, he likes to kick em, he likes to shove em, he likes to stick em, he likes to flaunt them, he likes to watch em, he likes to pick em and he's gonna kick em.

Cause he's an ASSMAN! YEAH HE'S AN ASSMAN! YEAH HE'S AN ASSMAN! OOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHH! HE'S AN ASSMAN!

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